The Doc called me up to tell me the bad news about my latest lab results ... blood & urine samples ...Cholesterol ... why do they keep bringing up cholesterol? Just because I eat bacon & eggs for breakfast? And REAL BUTTER too! Okay, so it was a whopping 120. (4 those like seestor who don't know or worry about these things ... that' really low). And the bad LDL was only 50.
Then she had to tell me that I'm eating too many pretzels in the truck ... as I'm driving down the road ... too much bread-stuff ... my triglycerides are over 200. -- sigh.












